He's a real UNIX Man.
Sitting in his UNIX LAN.
Making all his UNIX plans.
For nobody.

Knows the blocksize from d u.
Cares not where dev null goes to.
Isn't he a bit like you.
And me?
UNIX Man, please listen.
My lpd is missing.
UNIX Man, The world, is at your command.

He's as wise as he can be.
Uses lex and yacc and C.
UNIX Man, can you help me At all?
UNIX Man, don't worry.
Test with time, don't hurry.

UNIX Man.
The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.
He's a real UNIX Man.
Sitting in his UNIX LAN.
Making all his UNIX plans For nobody.
Making all his UNIX plans For nobody.